So the call comes over the radio of a big bar fight Hair stylist never mind my hair I’m doing yours shirt at the local stanky watering hole. First, always finish your coffee. And maybe take a bathroom break before you go over there because it might be a long night. Drive to the scene at the speed limit, and follow all traffic rules. You wouldn’t want to get in an accident on the way to a call would you? Next when you are about 5 blocks from the bar, activate all emergency equipment you have. Full lights and siren. Continue driving at the speed limit. About 2 blocks from the bar turn and begin a nice lazy circle around the area of the bar. You will start seeing drunk cockroaches legging it the hell out of there. Be careful and drive slow you wouldn’t want to drive over one. After you circle the block a few times, turn onto the bar parking lot. At the bar you will find one or two idiots left standing there arguing with the bouncers, one will have a split lip and a “chicklet” in his hand. Now take that guy to the hospital or call medical to stitch his lip. He will be very loud and angry and want charges for somebody. Give him a card and tell him to call you next shift so you can take his complaint. They never call. If you deploy to a base, you will get free food at the galley. If you are deployed on ship, there will be a mess hall where you’ll get food at all times of the day. If you go on “per diem” to a remote location that doesn’t have these facilities, they will pay you x amount of money per day and you can buy groceries on the economy. But at no time, and I repeat at no time, does a Navy person ever go hungry.